January

12th

2005

Sex on the Beach


Ingredients

  • 1 oz Vodka
  • 3/4 oz Peach schnapps
  • Cranberry juice
  • Grapefruit juice

Process

  • Half fill with cranberry juice and grapefruit juice, stir in highball glass.

 
 
 

I thought the recipe was:

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A willing companion
A nice beach (being from California, this is a little easier, though getting the temperature right is a bit tricky).
Towel (to keep the sand off)
A bottle of champagne (or other preferred libation) (optional)
Grapes (optional)
Cheese (optional)

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Lay down the towel on a nice spot of beach.  The ideal spot will be warm, secluded, and not too windy or wet.
Pour champagne into glass
Toast your companion and optionally feed him/her grapes and/or cheese
Do what comes naturally

Note: Some companions will need a cool-down step of cuddling or being held

 
 

I should have mentioned that the above recipe serves two.
For more than two servings, consult the recipe for “orgy on the beach”

 




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